Early Cuyler

Head of the Culyer household, recently released from prison. Early loves his Truck-Boat-Truck as well as drinking (on the job.) He has many, various knives and guns.

Voiced by Unknown Hinson
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Russell "Rusty" Cuyler

The illigitamate (we think) son of Early and Krystal. Rusty spent most of his young years raised by wolves, his Granny, and his meth-induced Aunt Lil... of course most of this was a dream.

Voiced by Daniel McDevitt

Granny Cuyler

Both the wisest and the oldest of the Cuyler Clan. Granny usually gives sage advice or stories such as the evolution of Squids (though they dialed up the bears a bit too much.) Granny also has mystical powers such as calling down lightning and contacting both Jesus and Satan... though both could just be hallucinations. I mean she is pretty old.

Voiced by Dana Snyder
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Lil Cuyler

Aunt to Rusty, Sister to Early. She runs the local Hair Salon/Peanut Parlor (as well as her own personal Meth Lab.) Lil took care of Rusty when he was born and literally thrown to the curb by his mom, Krystal.... until he permed the Sherriff's hair with meth.

Voiced by Patricia French

Sherriff

The long (or short) arm of the law in Doogal County, GA. It's unsure where the Sherriff came from, but we know he is the product of a cloning experiment financed by Dan Halen. He loves smoking and pulling his gun on people. He's died many times.

Voiced by Charles Napier (Episodes 1 - 7)
and Bobby F. Ellerbee (Episodes 8 - Present)

Dan Halen

Dan Halen is the owner and CEO of Dan Halen Sheetrock International (as well as numerous subsidiaries.) Though his general intentions are not clear, we know that he has funded the Sherrif cloning project, and many other underhanded schemes in order to taint and/or destroy Doogal County. He also hired Early to take over as CEO (in order to be the fall guy in one of his lawsuits.)

Voiced by Todd Hanson
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Krystal

The town landmark, and Rusty's alleged mother. Krystal spends most of her time sitting on her mattress in the junkyard, drinking from her SIP, and listening to tapes on her tape cassette player (with the auto reverse.) When not doing any of the above, she's usually letting a random townperson into her "hinterland."

Voiced by Mary Kraft
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Preacher

One of the many townsman. He runs the local church... as well as Mattress Christ (where "The Meek Shall Inherit The Savings.") He is also fearful of the Cuylers.

Snake Man

He is a snake... who also happens to be a man.